But, /why/ do I have to go to work?
when i’m old i’m going to say “or as they said in my day “yolo swag””
“Walk around in a short skirt and you are asking to get raped, it’s instinct. It’s like throwing meat in a shark tank and telling them not to eat it” the apologists say.
The activists breathe a collective sigh,
“YOU ARE NOT A FUCKING SHARK” they scream.
“Good luck with that” said the vegan “We’ve been trying to convince them they aren’t lions for years now.”